Teeth

I have officially see one of the most fucked up horror movies I've ever seen. I have seen so many shitty/great horror movies in my life and there has been plenty of really messed up scenes but this movie takes the cake. Teeth is about a girl with razor sharp teeth in her vagina. Let me say that again...Teeth...is about a girl with razor sharp teeth in her vagina. How do you even explain that to a movie studio, and then have them actually make it. Basically she is a prude, and as a kid her step brother tries to put his hand there and gets bit. He's convinced for life she is a weirdo (no shit). She grows up and preaches against teen sex, while her boyfriend wants to tap it. He forces himself on her with the fantastic line "I haven't jerked off since Easter!" Seriously. Mind-blowing. Then you hear a chomp noise and he starts wincing in pain. You would think they wouldn't show such graphic images...oh no they do. You get to see a bloody hole in his bush before they cut to his dick laying on the ground. For some reason I feel like I wouldn't have taken it so lightly. Throughout her vagina bites a gynecologist's fingers off, another dude's dick off, which he tries to reattached (he also doesn't react like you would expect) and eventually you hit the pinnacle of film history. She decides to let her step brother have a crack at her...chomp...she stands up and his dick drops from between her legs. (he also doesn't seem to care that much reaction wise) and you think that would be brutal enough...nope...he dog snatches up his dick and eats it. Few horror movies make me upset...this movie wins. It was so disgusting me and my friends all just lost it at every dick removal moment. You would hope that after seeing all these chewed up dicks and fingers you would at least get a peek at what the teeth-vag would look like...and you don't. Quite the let down especially after sitting through that. But hey, if you wanna have a horror movie that makes you cringe check it out...if you have a dick and you get squeamish, I would avoid it. That's all for now, till next time...stay alive.